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To The Invisible Prince Of A Vanishing Kingdom

'Pardon us for wondering if you really care or are just trapped in a job that you’ve been told is a historical duty you must fulfil'

To The Invisible Prince Of A Vanishing Kingdom
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To The Invisible Prince Of A Vanishing Kingdom
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Dear Rahul,

Like you, I too have been on a leave of absence (for three weeks, and not indefinitely), and return to find this non-assignment waiting for me: where is Rahul Gandhi and when will he return? Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn, but unlike you I do have a job to do. So I dialled a few numbers in the Congress and I have to say that, when they are speaking off the record, Congressmen have the best sense of humour in the entire political class. The minute I ask where you are, the self-deprecating jokes begin. On the record, conversely, they are the biggest bores: they have no choice but to defend you and pretend to have insights when, frankly, you’ve left them all clueless.

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