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In The Deepest Pickle

In The Deepest Pickle

Grandma should have branded pickles as fat-burning, given them an exotic name, and charge you millions

In The Deepest Pickle Illustration by Sorit

We are happy to fuss over our organic/ natural/ vegan ways but look down on the poor little pickle. Pickles, after all, can’t possibly have any health benefits with all the oils and salt. And if your grandmother fussed over it, and made a loud noise about not touching that ceramic bottle with wet hands, tied up the neck with a malmal cloth and stored it in a special corner of the kitchen, it’s a nuisance, not a fat-burning agent. And that it tastes good and is an accessible homegrown wisdom must surely make it fattening.

Cut to this morning. You have strained on the pot and your stomach doesn’t feel as light as it should. A big reason for your digestive troubles is that stress and a fast-paced lifestyle could have destroyed the bacteria in your GI tract. This live bacteria is often called the ‘good bacteria’ and its health benefits range from great skin, smooth stools, regular BP and lowered blood sugars.

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