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Malice In Blunderland

Objective type questions asked, and to be answered, subjectively:

1. When exactly did Mr Jaswant Singh realise that the BJP is an Indian version of the KKK?

(a) 1992
(b) 2002
(c) 2009

2. If BJP had come to power in 2009, would Mr Jaswant Singh have decided to remain a conservative with truth?

(a) No
(b) Of course not!
(c) Well, perhaps not

3. If Jaswant Singh's Jinnah book is indeed so much against "national interest" why are the BJP governments in states other than Gujarat not banning it?

(a) Rupa & Co
(b) They don't have elections coming up
(c) They are busy watching TV

4. If Congress in Gujarat feels that the book does deserve to be banned in Gujarat, why does the party not ban it throughout the country?

(a) Because of the aam aadmi
(b) They are busy watching TV
(c) To prove their liberal credentials

5. Mr Advani says that Mr Nehru got Mr Patel to ban the RSS.  Does Mr Advani feel that Mr Patel was so weak-minded as to have done "anything contrary to his conscience and his views"?

(a) He doesn't know
(b) He couldn't care less
(c)  We couldn't care less

6. Why did Mr Jaswant Singh stop Mr Vajpayee from resigning? Why did Mr Vajpayee actually not resign? Why did Mr Jaswant Singh not resign then? Would that not have put the party on the backfoot?

(a) Don't Know
(b) Can't Say
(c)  Won't Say

7. Does Mr Arun Shourie also feel that Rajiv Gandhi's "when a big tree falls" and Narendra Modi's invocation of Newton's third law of motion were justified?

(a) Of course
(b) Perhaps yes
(c) Didn't you know?

8. Will Mr Sudheendra Kulkarni now get Mamta Bannerjee to name a train the Stalin Express?

(a) He will try
(b) The train has already left
(c) You think he is working for Mr Karunanidhi or what?

9. Who explained Mr Arun Shourie's literary references to Mr Rajnath Singh? Or is it that nobody could, since it might have required “an IQ of more than 60” as Mr Chidambaram had long ago pointed out? Is that why Mr Shourie has been asked for an explanation? Does Mr Rajnath Singh actually wish that he were in a dream --sorry, a nightmare-- like Alice that he would wake up from? Or would we soon be getting a version of  the Walrus Was Paul?

(a) RSS feeds were not subscribed
(b) It is the party's prerogative
(c) Wait for Mr Arun Shourie's Gang of Six  journalists to plant stories

10. Is it all just a giant conspiracy by Rupa & Co who are colluding with Congress party? Or are they trying to persuade Mr Rajnath Singh to publish the selected letters received by him from the likes of Yashwant, Jaswant, Shourie, Khanduri et al?

(a) Yes
(b) No
(c) All of the above

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Malice In Blunderland
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Objective type questions asked, and to be answered, subjectively:

1. When exactly did Mr Jaswant Singh realise that the BJP is an Indian version of the KKK?

(a) 1992
(b) 2002
(c) 2009

2. If BJP had come to power in 2009, would Mr Jaswant Singh have decided to remain a conservative with truth?

(a) No
(b) Of course not!
(c) Well, perhaps not

3. If Jaswant Singh's Jinnah book is indeed so much against "national interest" why are the BJP governments in states other than Gujarat not banning it?

(a) Rupa & Co
(b) They don't have elections coming up
(c) They are busy watching TV

4. If Congress in Gujarat feels that the book does deserve to be banned in Gujarat, why does the party not ban it throughout the country?

(a) Because of the aam aadmi
(b) They are busy watching TV
(c) To prove their liberal credentials

5. Mr Advani says that Mr Nehru got Mr Patel to ban the RSS.  Does Mr Advani feel that Mr Patel was so weak-minded as to have done "anything contrary to his conscience and his views"?

(a) He doesn't know
(b) He couldn't care less
(c)  We couldn't care less

6. Why did Mr Jaswant Singh stop Mr Vajpayee from resigning? Why did Mr Vajpayee actually not resign? Why did Mr Jaswant Singh not resign then? Would that not have put the party on the backfoot?

(a) Don't Know
(b) Can't Say
(c)  Won't Say

7. Does Mr Arun Shourie also feel that Rajiv Gandhi's "when a big tree falls" and Narendra Modi's invocation of Newton's third law of motion were justified?

(a) Of course
(b) Perhaps yes
(c) Didn't you know?

8. Will Mr Sudheendra Kulkarni now get Mamta Bannerjee to name a train the Stalin Express?

(a) He will try
(b) The train has already left
(c) You think he is working for Mr Karunanidhi or what?

9. Who explained Mr Arun Shourie's literary references to Mr Rajnath Singh? Or is it that nobody could, since it might have required “an IQ of more than 60” as Mr Chidambaram had long ago pointed out? Is that why Mr Shourie has been asked for an explanation? Does Mr Rajnath Singh actually wish that he were in a dream --sorry, a nightmare-- like Alice that he would wake up from? Or would we soon be getting a version of  the Walrus Was Paul?

(a) RSS feeds were not subscribed
(b) It is the party's prerogative
(c) Wait for Mr Arun Shourie's Gang of Six  journalists to plant stories

10. Is it all just a giant conspiracy by Rupa & Co who are colluding with Congress party? Or are they trying to persuade Mr Rajnath Singh to publish the selected letters received by him from the likes of Yashwant, Jaswant, Shourie, Khanduri et al?

(a) Yes
(b) No
(c) All of the above

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