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'I Will Not Read Your Fucking Script'

'I Will Not Read Your Fucking Script'
'I Will Not Read Your Fucking Script'
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1970-01-01T05:30:00+05:30

Josh Olson's popular manifesto, "I Will Not Read Your Fucking Script" has of course been doing the rounds ever since it was published last Wednesday. And now comes a parody in the style of Dr Seuss, aka Theodore Geisel:

I will not read your fucking script
I will not read it in a car
I will not read it in a bar
I will not have it in my house
I will not click it with my mouse
I will not read it here or there
I will not read it anywhere
I'd rather be tied up and whipped
Than have to read your fucking script

Read on at Village Voice which also has a 'dramatic reading' by Harlan Ellison

Links in separate emails from fellow Seuss-lovers Pritam Sengupta and Manpreet Soni

 

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