Oregon Man Dies A Peaceful Death After Being Told President Donald Trump Has Been Impeached

The last words he heard, though a lie – President Donald Trump has been impeached -- gave him peaceful death, said an Oregon man’s obituary.

“Michael Garland Elliott passed away peacefully on April 6, surrounded by people who loved him dearly and cared for him selflessly during the last months of his life,” says the obituary in The Oregonian.

Mike, a native of Virginia, loved Porsche and the “ancient game” Golf, but didn’t have a family.

“Mike ran out of family long ago and is survived by his ex-wife and best friend, Teresa Elliott. Though their marriage ran aground, their friendship only grew stronger and hers was the last voice Mike heard,” reads the obituary.

"And the last thing she said to him was "Donald Trump has been impeached," the obituary reads. "Upon hearing that he took his final, gentle breath, his earthly work concluded."

It’s assured that Trump, who is still the President, might fire a nasty tweet if he gets to read the story.