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The Shri Ravan Sene is a new organization that was formed a few days ago, in response to the formation and rise to infamy of the Shri Rama Sene.
( The Shri Rama Sene had previously changed it’s name to Shriram Nene, but have since reverted to their original name after nobody else except Pramod Mutalik and a certain idiot named Hari Shenoy found it funny. More so, they were not able to pinpoint Madhuri Dixit-Nene’s whereabouts.
The idiotic Hari Shenoy did suggest that they use the name, ‘the organization formerly known as Shriram Nene’, but the group's lawyers objected strongly, saying that they didn’t want Prince / TAFKAP / The artist formerly known as Prince suing the group....
The parameters of ranking.
1. Overall consistency.
2. Performances abroad, in matches away, outside the player's comfort zone; in different pitch/ weather conditions.
3. Performances in matches won - usually a good indicator to a player's true value in a team.
4. Match-winning ability - the solo contribution a player makes in winning efforts and how often he makes them.
5. Match situations taken into account to determine how a player performs under pressure.
Under these parameters, this is the ranking we have:
1. Rahul Dravid
2. Sunil Gavaskar
3. Virender Sehwag
4. Sachin Tendulkar
5. Kapil Dev