As for Male Unhinged
As for Male Unhinged
Godman seen praying to the lion after being thrown into a cage
A gruesome episode unfolded today when a group of irritated people threw a self proclaimed drunk godman Nasaram Bapu into a lion’s cage in Ahmedabad.
The cage was inhabited by a lion, a lioness and a cub. Sources said that the group of people, highly annoyed by lewd statements of moron public figures, had planned this in advance and were glued to their TV sets since morning, waiting for one such statement.
Unfortunately, Nasaram Bapu chose the wrong day to get high. Sources close to him confirmed that not only was he drunk, but he had also smoked pot before climbing the stage to deliver the fateful speech.
Eyewitnesses claim having seen the godman lend out a hand to the lioness calling it his sister. His palm was chopped off, rendering him unable to clap for the rest of his life.
But it did not end there. He turned to the lion and started blurting out some sort of mantras, praying to the lion, to spare his life. The lion looked amused, gave him a what-the-fuck look before reaching for his throat and piercing its claws and teeth into them.
Meanwhile Nasaram Bapu’s followers were jolted by the incident as they could not fathom how the prayers went unheard. Towards the end of the eventful day some explanation was given by Nasaram Bapu’s bapu Sri Ramram Bapu.
He said, “Nasaram was equally at fault with the lions. He, incidentally was wearing a transparent dhoti, giving a good view of his fleshy calf muscles to the lions which provoked them to attack.”
The irritated group is now frantically in search of Ramram Bapu. The lions foresee another feast.
You need two hands to clap but just one to slap! And people should use their one hand to slap Asaram!!
As for Male Unhinged, he finally found his soulmate!! Congrats buddy!!
Yesterday, Asaram Bapu had said that you cannot clap without both hands equally involved, means the victim girl was equally responsible. One thing for sure that when a girl or a woman gets raped by Asaram Bapu (which he is capable of), she would be equally responsible for going near him. (I am saying this because many girls and women go to serve him and to perform Puja).