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Aug 31, 2009
Holy Cow It Really Is

Cows were blessed with the powers of the divinities (Pure Cow ka Cola, Aug 17) when they were delivered to the sage Vashishtha. When Vishwamitra visited Vashishtha, the divine cow helped to feed the king and his coterie, and to defeat him when he started a fight. It prompted the king to go austere, to become a rishi himself, to apperceive the gayatri mantra too! The buffalo, on the other hand, was a symbol of offence, of the asura type. The most monstrous of demons took the form of Mahishasura (buffalo-demon) and was killed by the cosmic mother, Durga. But then, demon-minded anti-Hindu, anti-divinity scholars like Kancha Ilaiah are fond only of the buffalo.

V. Seshadri, Chennai
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1/D-33
Aug 08, 2009
04:44 PM
"Holy cows!! Why did the BJP choose Lotus as their election symbol? A Cow would have been a more apt choice."; "That's bullshit!!", my first wife remarked...

Not discouraged, I ponder further.... What if BJP comes to power - may be with absolute majority. Then, the following changes are guaranteed:
National animal: COW
National flower: COWliflower
National bird: COWckoo
National emblem: Veg. C(h)OWmein
National fruit: COW's urine frozen in COW-dung cups (flavoured variants permitted)
National song: "COW-amma COW-amma de de.... " (due rights procured for the original "HUM" song)

"That's bullshit!!", my second wife remarked...
Sudarshan Bengani
Kolkata, India
2/D-43
Aug 08, 2009
08:38 PM
FARM FRESH!

Straight from the one & only organic factory in the world having the production unit of 1500 x multiple nozzles...
dip
Dhaka, Bangladesh
3/D-44
Aug 08, 2009
08:48 PM
Do a bit of research on the composition of a lot of pharmaceuticals, beauty products like lotions, creams, perfumes and food coloring agents and you will be surprised to know that almost all of these contain animal by-products, secretions and waste products.

Musk: secreted in a gland by musk deer

Allantoin: Uric acid from cows used in cosmetics like creams and lotions and medicines

Ambergris: From whale intestines in perfumes and as a flavoring in foods and beverages

Amino Acids: from animal proteins used in vitamins, cosmetics

Animal Fats and Oils: In foods, cosmetics

Benzoic Acid: Used in mouthwashes, deodorants, creams, aftershave lotions, etc

Animal Blood: Used in cheese, intravenous feedings, and medicines (blood-sausage is a delicacy available all through, Europe, America and the Middle East)

Carmine, Cochineal, Carminic Acid: Red pigment from the crushed female cochineal insect. Used in cosmetics, shampoos, red apple sauce, and other foods

Secretions from fish, frogs and many other animals are used in high end beauty products.

Do I even need to mention that goat testicles and penis kapura curry is enjoyed in the Indian subcontinent.

So suckers next time you put that expensive lotion on your face, spray on a perfume or cologne, eat that red strawberry cake, or chew on some medicine remember all those products contain ingredients much more revolting than Cow urine.

I am sure Cow Ka Cola will become a big issue of ridicule by all our secular idiots because of its association with RSS.

Come out of your secular mindset (NOTE: secularism as it is practiced in India) and you will realize every thing when reduced to its molecular level is nothing but a chemical composition with a distinctive property whether it is urine or musk.

But then again your secular mindset will cloud your judgment.
Santosh Nair
Mumbai, India
4/D-48
Aug 08, 2009
09:00 PM
Santosh Nair
Mumbai, India

Very good and informative set of points. "Bullshit" is another product that is used and enjoyed extensively in India.

The point is which variant of this Cow-ka Cola is better? bottled or canned version?

This is an important question. Actually, the best form of delivery is "Fresh and warm". But that may be a bit difficult for the customers, because they will have to get between the legs of the cow and push the tail away and start tickling the cow to get the output. What say?? Heh heh heh...
Brilliant Babloo
BablooLand, India
5/D-50
Aug 08, 2009
09:06 PM
Brilliant Babloo
BablooLand, India

When you have no counter argument to my post, you responded in the exact manner I mentioned in my post( ridicule)

Like I said you guys are predictive.

Brilliant Babloo form BablooLand, not so brilliant after all.
Santosh Nair
Mumbai, India
6/D-57
Aug 08, 2009
11:08 PM
Sorry Santosh

Santosh senti ho gaya!!

Run! Run!! Cow-boys are coming! Cowboys are coming!!
Brilliant Babloo
BablooLand, India
7/D-58
Aug 08, 2009
11:20 PM
OK! Let us get serious. I agree to Santosh's point. At the end of the day, it is all about chemical composition and formulation. And the article is generally derogative of Hindu right-wing. BTW, I am a firm BJP-man, the 'humble party-worker'.

The BJP/ RSS notion of secularism is too strong and too robust to be cracked by such articles (or comments). In fact, we enjoy the ridicule!! For the generation brought up on internet and Cola, the rural India is very different, with completely different mindset, thought-process, and it all varies with the caste and region. The urban India cannot even fathom the impact caste and beliefs have on the 'aam' Hindu.

But, Hinduism and its beliefs have a tremendous self-correcting mechanism for tolerance to attacks, ridicule, flaws and above-all, pseudo-secularism. And finally - Santosh - if our secularism cannot stand a good tickling to itself, what use it is?

I rest my case.
Brilliant Babloo
BablooLand, India
8/D-21
Aug 09, 2009
12:55 PM
"On July 30,2002 in the Deccan Chronicle there was a news that Agri Gold Company based in Vijyawada is already marketing'Holy Cow Dung'
Pedda Anna
new york, United States"

It seems that PEDDA ANNA got some holy cow-dung transplanted into his brains. Talking crap on the net and wasting the web-space.
Brilliant Babloo
BablooLand, India
9/D-41
Aug 09, 2009
11:08 PM
Brilliant Babloo
BablooLand, India

Nahin Yaar senti nahi hua, just trying invoke some response.

I enjoy reading all kinds of opinions. In fact things become a bore when there are none.

"cow-boy" even though I dont ride horses (I would like to learn it though), for now my hobby is reserved to collecting hand made Texan cowboy boots.
Santosh Nair
Mumbai, India
10/D-42
Aug 10, 2009
06:44 PM
v.seshadri
chennai, india

Are you yourself or a parody of yourself?

Please spare us your Vedas and Sanskrit... BTW, do you still wear your dhoti/ mundu the medieval-age way or have you managed to graduate to zippered dhotis? And, why do you have a Vedic opinion on everything, from giraffe's mating calls to masala kulchas? Evolve buddy, evolve!!
Brilliant Babloo
BablooLand, India
11/D-16
Aug 11, 2009
12:45 PM
"Be it ‘Own’ or ‘Cow’s’ it would certainly be healthier than what is ‘Pissed Out’ in parliament everyday and we are forced to consume it. “
Rajneesh Batra
New Delhi, India
12/D-50
Aug 12, 2009
07:51 PM
Ha, ha, great fun.

Have used it in my latest blog post at:
http://bit.ly/1095Qu
Srinivas Shastri
Bangalore, India
13/D-47
May 07, 2012
11:17 AM

Cow's urine collected as it urinates and taken just about two tea spoons may be beneficial in curing cancer and also constipation. And for sure it cures constipation.

But cow urine as it has been sold is actually the vapour of cow urine collected after boiling it. I have doubts about medicinal property because at boiling temparature all the vitamins and enzymes contained in cow urine are destroyed except iron and copper iones  in it. Since cow urine can not be stored without spoiling it, these companies have devised these methods ,including adding of tulsi and other herbals.

Cow urine can reduce fertility among men ( by reducing sperm motility ) and it can contain harmful microbes , so the dosage should be less than a tablespoon.

bowenpalle venuraja gopal rao.
warangal, india
14/D-92
May 07, 2012
05:48 PM

Its a fact that Colas are bad for health..Also dont understand why author is against the selling of products..If she has any issues she can go to consumer forum or any other agencies and seek redreesal rather than writing crap..The hidden agenda is to target hindu community & its practices...

Indian
coimbature, India
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