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the mba fix
Chapter And Worse
Learning how to fail and other tips—what the IIMs don’t teach you
There’s an old story about Dhirubhai Ambani and Rupert Murdoch. Keen on investing in India, Murdoch arrived in Delhi and met key officials manning the licence-permit raj. He then met Dhirubhai and told him he was satisfied and ready to get started, now that he had met all the right people. “Aha!” Dhirubhai replied, “to succeed in India, you must meet all the wrong people!”

Well, Indian business schools are like that only. We teach the grand theory, the distilled wisdom of how the world works. But we showcase the sainted while ignoring the tainted. We prepare students for the globalised, bonus-heavy world of the MNC. We never give them a whiff that Indian business is a ripoff-heavy world, where family firms jump into bed with the political class, with bribes doing the work of Viagra.

We teach students about debits and credits, yet forget to mention the numbered accounts: one set for the taxman and another for your eyes only, containing details of the secret stash that your children and chartered accountant will fight over when you’re gone. We teach students the virtues of creating value, when the real money is in vice—in selling cigarettes, alcohol, gambling and sex, in catering to consumers’ fondness for the seven deadly sins.

In this, MBA programmes can learn lessons from hotel management and medicine. Hospitality students have to do a stint at every job: from cleaning bathrooms to cooking gourmet meals to kowtowing to fat cats who frequent five-stars. Hospital students must do a year’s rural stint before they can start healing the sick and bleeding the well-heeled. If MBAs undergo similar immersion, they will not just gain empathy—they will surely harness their entrepreneurial instincts to find win-win solutions that make them big bucks while simultaneously transforming the lives of Bharat’s citizens.

Exposure to diverse workplaces will also help MBAs choose careers. Currently, MBAs careen into careers based on rumours about what’s hot and what pays phenomenally—money alone matters! No one gives a thought to whether there is a fit between the field and one’s own interests, strengths, passions and aptitudes. Indeed, students rarely introspect about whether an MBA is for them. They could have made an impact as engineers, as they were typically trained to do. Instead, they lumber along into IIMs with the rest of the herd. They come because they know that those three magical letters—IIM or MBA—will transform them from dorky geeks to Greek Gods in the marriage, dowry and job markets.

Another major failure in management education is that we don’t have a course on Failure. Case studies exalt the successful. We ignore the insights we could have gleaned from exploring what went wrong. Entrepreneurs can learn a lot from ventures that folded by investigating which of the 5 Ps was the problem—people, product, pricing, place or promoter. In India, failures are never discussed in polite company. In contrast, Silicon Valley venture capitalists are reputed to have no problems funding those who have failed, reasoning that the experience will ensure fewer mistakes next time around.

We professors also have some introspecting to do. Why do we have to wait for a C.K. Prahalad to show us the fortune at the bottom of our own pyramid? Or a Roopa Purushothaman to convince the world that India will be an economic powerhouse soon? Perhaps we keep looking at the West to validate our ideas. And that has taken away the self-confidence to assert that Indians are doing path-breaking things right here right now. We are yet to produce homegrown management gurus who can boldly spin these tales.

But, of course, as an IIM professor, I surely know how to fix this. Elementary! Business schools must become venture capitalists that invest in students—the ultimate start-ups. Give professors equity shares in the future earning streams of MBA graduates. Then watch. Magically, the incentives will align themselves right. Then, what we don’t teach you at the IIMs won’t be worth learning!


(Rajeev Gowda is Professor of Economics and Social Sciences, IIM Bangalore.)

 
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Sep 22, 2009 09:07 AM
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>Don't be so foolish to believe that recruiters don't understand it.
>And believe me in a capitalist system if the buyer is not convinced of what he is getting the product is dumped and the premium pricing collapses.

The products had been dumped this time around once they brought companies tumbling down come current recession. Sure enough pricing had collapsed. Getting selected & performing in real time are two different ball games. And who doesn't know a sucker's is born every second.

The management curriculum in B-Schools need thorough overhowl.It's never suggested that throw the baby with bath water.And that's from people who made it!
MANISH BANERJEE
KOLKATA, India
Sep 22, 2009 01:14 AM
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There is no doubt that B Schools in 1-2 years time can never simulate what managers in the real life can learn through years of experience. Nor is a B School professor equipped with the skills of a successful CEO or entrepreneur to run or set up business. Don't be so foolish to believe that recruiters don't understand it.
But they pay top salaries to hire the cream from top business schools, because they are getting trained man power with overall perspectives of business. Manish Bannerjee surely would agree that irrespective of one's basic college education, an MBA from any top program surely has to survive gruelling competition to be selected and to complete the program. Recruiters pay the premium for that skillset to win tough academic competition. And believe me in a capitalist system if the buyer is not convinced of what he is getting the product is dumped and the premium pricing collapses. It has not happened so far irrespective of bashing by those who have never made it.
DC
NEW YORK, United States
Sep 20, 2009 10:09 PM
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MBAs without engineering / economics / finance academic backgrounds are by & large of no use in businees enviorenment except for looking after the travelling arrangement & hotel bookings of the boss who in his turn became MD by happenstance, not for any particular skill in the line of business. More often the Chairman or the MD are Chairmen / MDs by virtue of their bearing the surnames of the founders. Uselessness of MBAs with English honours include those marketing MBA boys who used to be in much in demand when the going was good. In these times of the going getting tough only toughs get going, MBA or not. Commonsence is the name of the game. These MBAs with political science honours ( be they specialised in marketing or corporate planning ) are the ones who looked most misfit in corporate offices & got the sack first, once the recession set in. Their boss used brag in cocktail circuits how many MBAs he employed. Once the heat from overseas head office was turned on , boss said how foolish these guys are & how they let him down.

So some of the corporates who are hiring , now that the green shoots are spotted, beware of those disdainful cocky fellows from pricey colleges who will tell you the obvious with shrug of the shoulder, not that all all MBAs are upstarts or dumb. Some may be useful. Pick & choose, rather than go by the college.
MANISH BANERJEE
KOLKATA, India
Sep 20, 2009 07:29 AM
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I had wide interaction with IIMA students between 1987 and 1995.I found that at the end of their course, most of them turned out to be elitist, cocksure, and superficial particularly about how indian businesses are run in the day to day world. If this is all the learned professors of the prestigeous business schools have inculcated in their students,they are hopeless failure in their jobs for which they are today clamouring for higher pay. Character development is utterly lacking in these schools and for this sad state of affairs, the faculty and management are primarily to be blamed.
L.K.Balasubramanian
Avenel,NJ, USA
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