T. Narayan
Food Towns special
A Sattvic Nomad
Thela, dhaba, chai shack...it's these dots on the map that give you the real Gastronomical Survey of India
For many years after I published Butter Chicken in Ludhiana: Travels in Small Town India I was mistaken as the author of a cookbook. This was particularly unlikely given that I am a vegetarian, and have yet to taste the splendours of butter chicken in either Ludhiana or any other place. In retrospect, however, the people identifying me as a connoisseur of small-town cuisine weren't so off the mark. One of the greatest pleasures of those months I spent travelling across India came from discovering, in unexpected places, food that was both cheap and delicious.

This food wasn't to be found in the new restaurants with tinted glass windows and massive posters of blonde women on white horses riding into luridly coloured sunsets. Eateries such as these were proliferating rapidly in the mid-'90s. If the decor, unctuously inept waiters, and over-ambitious, comically misspelt menus weren't sufficient warning, then the tablecloth and napkins, which the exertions of several dhobis had failed to rid of their multiple oil stains, didn't fail to herald the greasy malai kofta and vegetable jalfrezi.

'Fast-food' joints offering inventive interpretations of burgers and pizzas were also becoming more ubiquitous. Even humble dhabas had begun to overreach, offering finger bowls and paper napkins in place of the hearty post-meal splash at the hand-pump. I didn't much care to eat amid clouds of diesel exhaust; and the rajma chawal at the dhabas was usually overrated. I was more attracted to the open-fronted halwai and chai shops and thelas in busy bazaars, which tended to specialise in one or two things: samosas, dhokla, anda bhujiya, bun omelette, kachori sabji, jalebi dahi, idli sambar, pav bhaji, etc.

These eating places did not invest much in appearances. They looked out on half-open drains, and the flies faced no tougher resistance than a rolled-up newspaper. Calendars of Shiv-ji and Parvati-ji happily ensconced on Mount Kailash, or Vishnu-ji lounging on his sea-bed, usually served as wall decoration. As for service, boys in grimy banians banged the chipped cutlery down on the planks of wood that served as a table; their grubby fingers were often wrapped as much inside as outside the glass of steaming chai.

I had first discovered the virtues of these unfussy places during my years in Allahabad and Benares in the '80s. Near the university in Allahabad were several student dives; one of them, literally a hole in the wall, served what still seems the best tadka dal I have tasted. Scorching summer evenings in Allahabad were relieved by the expectation of lassi, which roadside vendors, cheerfully hectic amid clay pots of dahi, churned into a creamy lather, more impressive than any I later saw in Punjab or Haryana, and scented, charmingly modestly, with chiraunji.

Around the corner from my room in Assi Ghat in Benares was a chai shop specialising in anda bhujiya. A short walk to the north, on Kedar Ghat, was a halwai shop facing the river; a few thin slices of paneer floated in the subji with the kachori, a minor but always thrilling touch of luxury.

Fastidious vegetarians of course thrive in pilgrim towns like Allahabad and Benares. However, I never felt short of choice while travelling through other parts of India. The smallest town had its reasonably clean Vaishnav Bhojnalaya.
 
 
In India, even the smallest town has a Vaishnav Bhojnalaya. It's in dedicated carnivore lands that I feel the loneliness of the vegetarian.
 
 
A shack in rural Tamil Nadu once produced the softest idlis and tastiest sambar I've ever had.

It was while travelling through Pakistan and Afghanistan that I first knew the acute loneliness of the vegetarian in a world full of dedicated carnivores. Though restaurant menus in China and other parts of East Asia seem friendlier to vegetarians—vegetable and tofu cooked in a variety of ways and listed at length—the dishes still seemed tainted, in my paranoid imagination at least, by being cooked with pork stock. In Mongolia, whose national staple, blobs of mutton in watery gravy, makes you wonder how the Mongols had managed to conquer the world, I subsisted on stale bread and cheese for five days. Tibetan towns outside Lhasa seem over-dependent on Yak flesh; vendors in the blank countryside offer only dusty yak cheese on a string.

Things are better in the West, where restaurants cater to the growing population of ideologically motivated vegetarians. It is possible to have a meal approximating ghar-ka-khana in the Indian canteens in Tooting and Queens. However, most local restaurants, especially those of France and Germany, still do not accommodate vegetarians. (I am one of those dal-chawal loyalists who do not consider pasta, pizza, and sandwiches as real food, and are not wholly convinced by soups and salads either.) The trendier chefs in Europe and America boast of their ability to meet all manner of dietary demands. But, often staring at my plate in a nouvelle cuisine New York or London restaurant at an absurdly tiny and criminally expensive portion, which is more pleasing to contemplate than to eat—I have longed for some pav bhaji to miraculously materialise before me—a feeling I have also had while munching forlornly on processed cheddar cheese in the Central Asian steppes, or trying to sniff out the cooking base of fried tofu in Yunnan.

Returning to Delhi from these prolonged spells of asceticism abroad, I head early in the morning to Sagar in Defence Colony Market, where, after a happily brief wait, I fall upon a plate of upma. (In Bombay I make a similarly blissful pilgrimage to Swati Snacks, which, like Sagar, is a big-city repository of small-town eats.) But, after a day or two of this greedy replenishing, I am ready to move on to other pleasures elsewhere in India. Though easily approximated in Delhi, the many joys of small-town gastronomy are available in their ideal form only in particular places, the gobhi ka parantha in Sonepat, the kachori in that particular gali in Benares. I know I will get to only some of them every year. Still, it is heartening to think that they exist, and even flourish, these oases of culinary diversity in our increasingly homogeneous world.




(Pankaj Mishra is the author of The Romantics: A Novel and three books of non-fiction. A revised edition of Butter Chicken in Ludhiana is being published this month by Picador.)
 
Daily Mail
COLLAPSE COMMENTS :
HAVE YOUR SAY
Jan 05, 2007 12:00 AM
9
I read yesteday of the scores of people attending the Science Congress who were taken to hospital after eating there - imagine, this, at an international science gathering no less. Now imagine eating in some filthy dhaba or road-side 'food' stall in some filthy backwater villages and towns, even 'city' ones - I can't imagine doing that - taking along canned beans and other pre-ab foods seems a safer option, taste notwithstanding. At least that's preferable to spending ones vacation puking in some filthy hospital cot.
Bodh
Springfield, United States
Jan 04, 2007 12:00 AM
8
Mishra jee gets his moolah from the West. So long as he can romanticise poverty in India to his patrons in the West, his bread will remain buttered.
Rajeev
Delhi, India
Jan 03, 2007 12:00 AM
7
Dear Mishra jee,
It is people like you who have all along been responsible for keeping India a poor country for ever. If I didn’t know the reality first hand, I would also have fallen prey to your romanticizing of unhygienic eating habits of our Mera Bharat Mahan. Mishra jee, if poor vendors of your favorite Mithai or Samosa etc are not using napkins or disposable cutlery, it doesn’t mean that they don’t want to use it. It simply means that their general clientele is an average Indian, who can hardly afford to pay even for the stuff to eat leave aside any thing else. My dear friend it is just a necessity to do away with any extra cost rather than any virtue. Anyway, keep glamorizing and romanticizing the poor and poverty of India. After all people like you are good doing this only. Long live the Poor and Poverty of India (and things associated with it!). Mera Bharat Mahan once again.
Arun Prakash
Doha, Qatar
Jan 02, 2007 12:00 AM
6
Vaishnav Bhojnalayas provide clean tasty food. Even simple vegetable of boiled potatoes and tadka dal is so tasty served with puries. Another thing is pyaj kachori. It is simply heavenly served with imly chattney. World is so poor without these tastes. Once I had to survive in Germany for one month on Pizza vegetarishe, it was hell.
ajay
Agra, India
Jan 02, 2007 12:00 AM
5
FEEL THOUGHTS ARE ASYMETRICAL AND WHY JUST CRITICSE OTHER RELIGIONS AS THEY MANIFEST THE DIVERSITY AND POINTS OF VIEW WE HAVE TO LEARN AND UNLEARN AND RELEARN(DE BONO) AND AS FUTURE IS SO COMPLEX(ALVIN TOFFLER) WE HAVE TO THINK WHY SHOULD A CHILD ASK MONEY FROM TOURISTS IN OUR CAPITAL CITIES AND YES WE ENJOY OUR LITTLE PLEASUES DESPITE BEING POOR BUT WHAT ARE WE DOING TO ADDRESS THIS PROBLEM...NOTHING AS WE LOVE TO WRITE ARTICLES WHERE WE CAN AFFORD THE BEST RESTURANTS PLUS GIVE TIPS AND GO OUT LAUGHING AT THE BANK AND FORGET THE REALITY OF THE POOR PARENTS OF THE MAJORITY SUFFERING TO LAND A SIMPLE JOB FOR KIDS WHO ARE ADULTS...SURE WE HAVE LOST OUR WAY AND NEED TO THINK OF METHODS TO HELP THE HARDWORKING IN A HUMANE WAY BUT THEN OUR SELFISH IDEAS HAVE BECOME OUR DEATH KNELL AND SURE WE SHALL PAY FOR IT AS WE ESPECIALLY THE COMFORTABLE DO NOT KNOW THE ANQUISH OF THE POOR OVER CENTURIES AND WE TALK OF DEMOCRACY BUT WE IN OUR A/CS ARE ROBBING THE POOR THAN ADDRESSING THEIR PROBLEMS JAI MATA DI.
rakeshkapoor
london, canada
Dec 31, 2006 12:00 AM
4
Ritu Jain wrote -
'the 'chaatwala' swirled his hands into it after serving the customers,' ????????
Rajeev
Delhi, India
Dec 30, 2006 12:00 AM
3
Another delightful story from Pankaj Mishra. I still remember the 'golgappay' from that thela at chowk in Banaras. I was told that in order to make the 'pani' so delicious, the 'chaatwala' swirled his hands into it after serving the customers, thereby washing off the layer of spices from his hands. I am sure every 'thela' provides a unique taste, so you can go out and savour those tastes (as long as you don't get sick). Well, I never did ...
Ritu Jain
albany, United States
Dec 30, 2006 12:00 AM
2
You guys have not included mathura!!! that is a blasphemy if you really want to talk about cuisines.
And when you actually let the bhang mix with the thandai and then eat those puri-kachoris.. you have to do it to understand what i am saying.
nits
nashville, USA
Dec 30, 2006 12:00 AM
1
When did Pakistan, Afghanistan, Mongolia become a part of India? I thought this issue was about Indian eateries.
Rajeev
Delhi, India
COLLAPSE COMMENTS   
Post a Comment
You are not logged in, please log in or register
ABOUT US | CONTACT US | SUBSCRIBE | ADVERTISING RATES | COPYRIGHT & DISCLAIMER | COMMENTS POLICY